I am among the biggest #CheatriotsHaterz there are, but I have to acknowledge that half of Belichick’s “genius” is in simply standing still while 90 percent of the league does utterly stupid shit all around him

Cattle.

Then he dumped a giant bucket of mayonnaise.

Go.....away.....

Stancing a sports car is like hacking up a Gibson Les Paul to make decorative furniture. Sure, it looks cool to you and makes you happy. But for fucks sake, use an Epiphone.

I think I made my point, for you it’s political issue even a social issue. The problem is it doesn’t matter if you don’t believe in it, or if Al Gore with his dog and pony show tried to make a buck of it (and I absolutely think he did). It’s happening and we’re all going to have to deal with it.

To be fair, the life of a fullback really is all about the run after contact.

You have to be careful and dissolve the United States over a double boiler, or else the cheese fat in us will separate and create a greasy film on top.

Pretty much agree. The only thing that compels me to vote for them, outside of the “Not Republican” angle, is Supreme Court appointments.

I will take any of these sad sacks over Mike “I support the rights of men to stick their fingers in the vaginas of their four year old sisters” Huckabee, Ben “be vewy vewy quiet i’m hunting wuslims ahahaha” Carson or that Grand Lord Of The Ompaa Loompas Donald Trump.

LOU GEHRIG WOULD WRITE AN APOLOGY NOTE TO THE PITCHER AFTER EACH HOME RUN!!!

“I don’t believe that starting and finishing a marathon makes you a marathoner”

Really? What more qualifications do you need to be a basketball player than, you know, playing basketball?

“We will get you out 75% of the time if you’re GOOD. We will jump and scream on the mound and stomp back to the dugout if we ring you up in a key situation, or whenever we want, really. But, if you are happy about one of the best moments of your life, we will throw a ball at potentially fatal speeds at your head,…

Fuck this piece of shit. First of all, no one calls themselves marathoners. They call themselves runners, which they are, by definition. And if you have a problem with what other people wear or drink or what gadgets they use, then you have a problem with yourself.

Waiting for Pheidippides to create a Kinja account so he can tell this guy to shut the fuck up.

So those of us running a 4 hr marathon ought to just not do it? OK cheese dick, whatevs

I thankfully didn’t pay actual money to see this movie. It was terrible. But, if I remember correctly, the soundtrack was good. And I say that because I fell asleep midway through and woke up to the soft, repetitive lilt of the menu screen many, many hours later feeling quite rested.

I’m really not understanding how anyone can still be shocked by this at all. The NFL is a company. Companies do not care about your mother, they don’t care about being socially responsible, they don’t care about anything outside of making money and appearance. They care about APPEARING to care about many social issues…

I have no desire to get into this conversation with you. That said, it’s extremely hard to take anything seriously from someone with that handle.