If you drew a venn diagram of Americans who support Trump and Americans who like soccer, it’d pretty much be two separate circles.

Gungnir would make sense.

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

I fucking love Sunshine, but I wish it didn’t go full on Event Horizon in the third act.

While I don’t disagree that 28 Days Later is his best film, I have to say that Sunshine is my favorite of his. It’s probably my favorite sci-fi movie ever, almost purely based on how fantastically beautiful it looks, even compared to the hyper-produced films that you mentioned before.

They kept the charges because they are afraid of a Thabo civil suit. That way the prosecutor could offer a slap on the wrist plea bargain that would have been one day community service for Thabo, but effectively hurt Thabo’s civil suit. Thabo didn’t bite.

Speed trap warning?

What do you think ellipses are?

Dammit, it’s October, 2015 and we still have to deal with this shit. Eventually, people will stop making jokes and laughing about a very cruel and serious subject. I, like many people who comment on this website, can’t stand hot takes; but in this particular situation I’d much rather read a strongly worded, over the…

Cesspools of dead skin cells and fromunda cheese, they are.

Now, imagine nobody told you any of this growing up. Would you believe it?

Washcloths are garbage. Everyone knows this.

Great, like we need another endless week of Manziel and some talking heads.

Important takeaway here: even players who can’t make the shitty Dolphins roster can nonetheless shut down Ryan Tannehill.

He’s probably bobbing around the Atlantic somewhere near Iceland.

Does Demarco not realize he’s been awful and is being outshined by Ryan Matthews? Pretty sure this only proves how the main source of his success was the Cowboys OL.

Miata is always the answer. Particularly if you're talking about a 1.6L NA like mine.

“That its owner is a lonely, stunted oddball whose father ignored him for the first 55 years of his life, then died.”

In a post apocalyptic world, you’ll find plenty of abandoned rail cars on the track. Kinda difficult to overtake on a rail track.

“However! In The Native American Sweat Lodge, author Joseph Bruchac describes these things as sacred places within Native American tradition, where people go to clean and heal the mind and the body. It’s a holy place, and probably not exactly suitable for a cool weekend project.”