I had the best time recently when man told me to smile! First of all I’m in my sixties and thought I was past that shit. I also have cancer and don’t always feel so hot. I was on my way into a dispensary recently and some guy told me to smile and I just roared ‘YOU smile, motherfucker!” It was the best!

To be fair, if you have 5,000 words of material, but need to stretch it to 10,000, no skill is quite so valuable as mediocre-white-man confidence.

Well you are apparently making a career out of showing your whole entire ass to the internet, so good luck with that. How’s it pay?

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

No one in Atlanta calls it Hotlanta. 

I know a family friend who looks a lot like Rapaport, thing is that family friend actually is in his 60s and you expect him to look like that, Rapaport looks like he died of an overdose in a swimming pool and someone forgot to skim his bloated corpse out so he just got bored and said “fuck it, lemme dry off and let’s y…

Y’all Queda?

By any chance, was this “party” a family reunion?

No, no it’s not a fair question regardless of your misinterpreted “stats”. Those women were minding their own business in a public space when they were approached and attacked by your previous Cave Becky with racist stereotypes. It is never fair to assume anything about someone based on race, especially someone who is …

Keeping evidence of the creepiest wingnuts at university can pay off in the long run. Aren’t we all glad somebody kept footage of just these 3 seconds of Ted Cruz’s performance in The Cruciblatat Princeton (so ironic for a man who looks and behaves like the reincarnation of Sen Joseph McCarthy, as Arthur Miller spins…

How were the refreshments?

Thanks, that’s a nice thing to say. I was just so fucking over it at that point. I was never one of those idealistic journalists who thought that our work “spoke truth to power” or saved lives or all that shit. I did the job because I liked people and I liked telling their stories. I did it because I was interested in…

I don’t think he takes pictures when his feet can reach the ground. As a side note, I love how easy it was to find this picture by googling “Trump jr big boy chair.”

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”

Fellow cornelian, graduated in 2008 and that’s my memory of them too!

If only. That would involve far less gay panic.

you inspired me to make this and it was very difficult bc realistically 99% of the cast is chaotic evil

As a man, I have to concur that man hands do give the best hand jobs.

I love you too, violentglitterorgy3.