Yo King James is from Augusta and rock and roll was invented by Sister Rosetta Tharpe, a queer black woman. You can kindly step off now.

How would you know about contraception when I can only assume that no woman in history has ever let you near her vagina?

I’m 100% positive that having an abortion at 29 was a key step on my path to success.

There is more to it than that. People don’t see the hours of work before and after diners are in the restaurant, time spent learning the menu, learning wine and cocktail pairings, etc. But more importantly servers are expected to tip out bartenders, bussers, server assistants, hosts, etc based on their total sales.…

The whole series is available on hulu. It’s not too late.

Beautiful reference!

It would be a lot better if he didn’t feel a need to mention how “admired” he is in the community on 4 different occasions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Kara we need an annual shade awards. There are so many shady moments that deserve another level of recognition and that need to be relived by your avid readers.

Quality is awesome for how cheap they are. I have a fairly large posterior and usually wear a size 10 pant and the large fit me perfectly. This is literally the only place I buy undies from anymore.  

Quality is awesome for how cheap they are. I have a fairly large posterior and usually wear a size 10 pant and the…

And I suddenly support them getting married just so I can watch this tacky spectacle.

They spent $51k on a wedding and couldn’t shell out another $1,500 for his own flesh and blood to be there? That is maybe the biggest outrage of this entire thing. Actually, no, it’s the dress for sure.

I love my Keen elsa too! Only issue if there’s more than 6 inches of snow, which is like constantly in Colorado, they’re pretty useless.

I love my Keen elsa too! Only issue if there’s more than 6 inches of snow, which is like constantly in Colorado,…

A tax on imports means that US consumers will actually be paying for the wall. Perfect.

DO NOT eat shrooms on a terrible day such as this. It will end badly.

What. The fuck.

I have the Mirena (hormonal) IUD and I love it. It didn’t regulate my periods so much as stop them completely. I’ll barely spot for a day but that’s it. It’s an estrogen only method, which I love because hormonal birth controls really did a number on me, so this has about 10% the estrogen of birth control pills and no…