Anyone who makes this statement is a tool for not realizing the work Black Greek Organizations do in the community.

That’s at least 53% pedantic as fuck.

One for each dress!

I moved on the Justice Department like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. It had all those checks and balances. Then all of a sudden I see lady justice, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

The thought of Michelle in a fascinator is all that’s sustaining me during these dark times.

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

Senior character artist here... You’re exactly right about what’s going on and why this looks the way it does.

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

Speaking of paper and trainwrecks.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

A source of dysentery??

I always hide my cocaine when Jax comes on the television. Just in case.

If Chucky possessed an Elf on the Shelf, you’d get James.

the woman who shat her pants that day was thanking god for that rose though.

Hey, if Bobby was able to get personal facetime with Megyn Kelly, anything is possible!

Well, on the scale of life, you didn’t fall hook, line and sinker for the gender stereotypes.

I cod not help but have my trouts, Kate. I f-eel like salmon is catfishing you.

Screw children in school