Argh, yeah, this totally looks like someone on the nod. I used to work at a cafe and live in a pretty heroin-soaked suburb in Sydney and I'd see this all the time. We once had a woman standing in the middle of the cafe, just nodding over into her bag and coming up, then nodding over again until we woke her up. It's…

Aw! He had the brindle patch on his eye too! Sorry to hear he passed away. Bloody dogs, getting into our hearts.

It's a hell of a mix, Rips is a little handful but she's pretty well-behaved for a 16 week old pup. She did vomit next to our bed at 4am this morning, but luckily she's pretty cute so I didn't hold it…

Ripley (Jack Russel/Staffordshire/Australian Terrier mix) approves of this move, though I doubt she'll be winning any prizes for her agility considering I watched her try and jump onto the couch last night, miss, and land on her back on the coffee table.

I met my ex at Muay Thai kickboxing class. I kicked him in the face.

That is so, so sad and I am so extremely sorry. I have a kitty girl and I'd be the biggest mess in your place. Keep strong and just try to remember how you gave her a great life for all the years that you had together.

I overplucked my eyebrows way back when. They are pretty blergh now, and I don't have three grand to spend on my eyebrows (though wouldn't it be cool if I did!?!) so I've been applying castor oil to them for the past four or so weeks. I've got a few hairs popping up where there hadn't been hairs for many many years,…

I think it's just tampons. I don't think Pads have the luxury tax. Because not having to feel stuff leaking out of you is apparently a luxury. Shit, I don't know how economics works. :)

SCENTED TAMPONS? Really? I have never heard of such a thing. Even without this study, I'd be pretty suspicious of any kind of 'fragrance' going anywhere near my bits, let alone inside them! We don't have these mysterious products Down Under. The smell of the sunscreen that we have to drench ourselves in must cover up…

Also, a 14-year old, legally, cannot not 'decide' to have sex with anyone. That's why there is this crazy law called 'the age of consent'.

My kitty gets to go outside - she won't stand for anything else and will destroy doors, windows and screens to get out. She most just likes to sleep on the porch in the sun or in amongst the flowers in the garden beds. She don't kill things (okay, maybe a lizard or two) or wander far, but she loves outside. She's only…

Weirdly enough, one of the girls who bullied me for being ' a dyke' (I'm like, kinda bi, I guess) was and is a lesbian. A very out and proud (now) lesbian. Maybe she did it to divert attention from herself? I don't know.

Luckily, Australia doesn't have rabies. That's why our quarantine is so hardcore.

My ex used to say I was a much nicer, happier person when I drank caffeinated coffee. Sadly, I get terrible anxiety if I drink too much (and the line is totally arbitrary, which blows. Heaps is fine one day, just one is too much on another) so I have to stick to decaf. Boo. Stupid panic attacks.

She's teaching herself to play the ukulele and carries her camera everywhere. She picks her nose in the shower.

My last two years of high school were a little like Skins, in that we did a lot of drugs and had a bunch of sexy times, but we were all much less attractive, had worse clothes and were pretty broke, so our drugs had to be rationed much more carefully.

So here's my 'I-quit-smoking-personal-anecdote'.

Boredom. Curiosity. I was 12, so I think my motivations were not well thought-out. I thought it looked like it tasted amazing. It didn't.

It could be that the difference between your mum and you is that you have insight, where as she doesn't. That's the most important thing (or at least, I think it's the most important thing) in regards to mental health and being the person you want to be: insight. If you can see there is a problem and recognise that it…

Shoutout to my fellow short gals! This is basically me with every boyfriend I have ever had. I once dated a guy who was 6'6" (I'm 5'0") and it was just fucking ridiculous.

Lately I have started to make an effort on an almost daily basis. Because I sit on my own in an office all day and no one sees me except for during my commute, I would just wear whatever - jeans and a t-shirt and sneakers which is fine but I always felt a little bit gross and lazy. So lately, about three days out of…