Number one: I am so jealous of your ten weeks of holiday, ah! Number two: good luck with the writing!

Yes! This! The ONLY time I ever did well at Math (which here in Australia, we call MATHS, ha!) is when I had this one teacher who recognised that the ususal methods of teaching werent going to work for me and took the time to teach me in a way that worked for me. I was getting 80-90% in his classes after a lifetime of…

Half in jest. But it's kind of true.

That image just describes me most of the time, and I'm not even depressed, just easily annoyed. I can be such an irritable person, I see people talking and I'm like "NO TALKING, I'M TRYING TO READ", or people are laughing and having a good time and I'm like "NO LAUGHING, OR HILARITY OR ANY FUN OF ANY KIND."

Hallucinogens ALWAYS make me think I'm pissing myself. Bah!

AGREED! And if you have a bad thought about your flight, you have to turn around twice and throw salt over your shoulder!

My cat NEVER SHUTS UP. She is also yeowling about something, and when she's happy or snuggly or whatever she makes this cute little 'rah' sound. I can imagine it gets annoying for others, but I love it as I live alone (and will probably die a crazy cat spinster) at the moment and it's good to have company. I'm not…

I was sitting on my balcony one day having a smoke when the local group of delinquent kids came by. They stopped right in front of me and one of them stepped forward and said "We are going to rape you." He would have been maybe 12? At first I was all brash, like "Oh yeah, just try it, you little fuck." But then, it…

Amen.