Look everyone. I know that some of you say that you have been in a car accident. I’m just saying, I’ve never been in a car accident. It’s just not in keeping with what I know and the atmosphere around cars.

They’ve got a stranglehold and it allows them to live in a fairy tale world, far away from the shit the rest of us face. Expect that grip to get tighter before it loosens. They don’t want to lose their 1st place position. Why would they? Their whole entire lives they’ve secretly thought about how shitty it would be to…

Therapy is for pussies.

You should meet my wife.

You should see Heart! I paid full price to see them a few years ago and it was great :)

they don’t give a flying fuck if the destruction is mutual

Her thematic similarity to Linkin Park is understated.

Or he sees this as just one more thing to blame her for.

Or he sees this as just one more thing to blame her for. In his twisted logic, she’s making him do all of this to her. It’s all her fault. People like this often take no real responsibility for their actions or their own reactions.

Not “explaining,” rather high-fiving you.

Thank you for writing such a beautiful note.

And the Dalai Lama gave a speech, today, in Sacramento.

Absolutely—and those cold, hard bitches (your ma and my sister) will watch your fucking back until you die, but they’ll also call you on any bullshit and hold you accountable for everything. Everyone needs a nurse in their life.

Your sister sounds very much like Me Ma, a badass Irish nurse who was cold as fuck to us growing up but in a crisis was the One you wanted there - calm, clear-headed, persistent. I've always thought those traits are what make a nurse as essential a public service as a firefighter or cop.

I know: I LOVE NURSES. My sister is a nurse and she is fucking awesome.

That’s not weird. I stand like that all the time in an attempt to disguise the effects of gravity and 5 kids on my tit-tays.

All 3 Lady Justices dissented and I couldn’t be prouder. Eff you, police state.

JFC, even our crime is just sequels.

At least she’s outsourcing jobs to a country that pays a living wage and has strong protection for workers rights.