It’s a joke, right? It has to be a joke. Polling guys are bugging people in malls so when they see Trump is an option they say ‘Trump’ just to screw with the poll. Right? Please let this be true...
I heard one of my coworkers make that joke this morning. The motorcade went right past my work this morning, and most of us were watching it, and another one was saying that she didn’t care and wished they’d crash. Which, really? I don’t recall such venom around previous presidents, not when they were visiting. I…
Part of the reason that she’s allowed to be on the field is because of the US Team’s investigation (or lack thereof) into the matter.
In May, the Girl Scouts of the United States of America announced that their organization is officially open to…
And that they are getting a barrage of hate for standing firm on their support. Someone threatening to boycott Target? And Target saying, “Zero fucks. Don’t let the door hit ya.”? It’s HUGE.
It’s been a horrible week for the Right. Conservatives lost the confederate flag, The Affordable Care Act argument, and now this..
I teach middle school and so many kids come in with a frappuccino for breakfast. At that point I feel like their parents are actively working against me. How the hell am I supposed to teach your kid algebra, geometry and stats when you have loaded her up with sugar and caffeine? It takes all of my self control, upon…
Teenagers behaving poorly
in restaurantsis one of the things that, probably beyond all reason and rationality, causes me to experience a momentary blinding rage.
I’m going to make it look like a war rig, and as I plow through the back of the pack, I’ll be yelling “oh what a day! Oh what a lovely day!”
If I were shopping for a stroller, I’d make sure to get the largest, most obnoxious one I can and then sign up for a ton of 5K races and then plow through the slower runners.
(Yes, I ran a 5K yesterday. And yes, a battle-stroller rammed into the back of my foot, causing me to run out of my shoe, stumble, and twist my…
My husband went out for beers with some buddies last night. I always joke about how they never talk about anything substantial at these get togethers (ex: his BFF got an annulment 2 days after having a destination wedding and my husband didn’t get around to finding out what the hell happened for more than 2 years). So…
I’m addicted to ellipses. My use of them makes me a pariah...but I love them. I am in treatment though.
He is killing it in Penny Dreadful. 19th century, Texan accent Josh Hartnett can get it.
But I loved that they made the hot dude fall for her. Tandy is the worst, but I am all about Will Forte.
Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though. I don’t agree with making kids eat everything they hate, but they damn sure shouldn’t get to sit in their plain-hamburgers-with-ketchup-and-maybe-plain-cheese-pizza comfort zone all the time (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MY…
I have Aetna and they only just started covering Nuvaring without a copay in February. Until then it was $50/month. As soon as the ACA birth control mandate went into effect and I found out that Nuvaring wasn’t being covered I filed an appeal with Aetna. I included all of the information from the NWLC as well as a…
The waitress in that second story was so hilariously clueless, I pictured her as Starfire from Teen Titans Go. “On Tamaran, we offer the free refills of the beverages!”
Oh, SNAP! I hope the kid becomes that classic tale of odd child becomes rich famous adult. And invites none of those classmates to anything
For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!