I have come to terms with this current season being it’s last.

honest mistake.

you’re thinking of dead joe.

I don’t think sensationalizing is trivializing. I think trivializing was when I told dozens of adults I was being abused, for years, and

no but it makes you a “Brad Parent”

Jolie and Pitt aren’t black so he doesn’t have anything important to add to the conversation.

But I did appreciate how she felt fat. No because she wasn’t totally normal sized—she totally was—but because how just about anybody would feel large next to Cameron Diaz/Maggie.

It has my favorite line in all of movies, where she’s saying to Rachel Griffiths (also consistently amazing):

You understand that 435 is not some magical number people keep repeating correct? Because none of your comments here make that clear.

How I felt a third of the way into Muriel’s Wedding.

I knew I spelled poobah incorrectly.

I think that’s close to the ideal “natural-looking” body, but it’s definitely not the type of body that you want on Superman, Captain America, Thor, etc.

Lol, “mildly flapped”. I love it.

CNN? garbage?

In the top photo, he almost looks like hot mugshot guy.

#TEAMPETTYAF

Especially Locomotive Jones. The Fucking Worst.

The insistence that the cause must be cheating instead of, say, amped up drug or alcohol abuse, is so odd to me. To get visitation he would’ve had to like have a kid catch him a la Don Draper.

Scary clowns are overdone these days. I propose society ushers in a new era of sexy clowns.

i was a fuck clown in my early twenties...paid my way through college.