I do find it strange that the woman he supposedly cheated with looks alot like angelina... he did it once already.

Okay but Hillary Clinton coughs a lot.

Maybe when I’m done with BrexPitt texting, I’ll find the time to look it up, but we both know it. From FKA Twigs era to this one. I have a good user-memory.

uhhh justin theroux is not creepy

jen is fucking her super hot husband, probably 

BrexPitt

Yeah, I mean, she has been in a few true good ones. (And also some bad good ones.)

I can’t take my kid to this movie because she will just start shouting at the screen about babies being made through the act of sexual intercourse.

Subtle, yet right in my face.

hibernation pod

It better be something incredibly egregious, because otherwise it is a total dick move on Jolie’s part. Can you imagine if it was well known world-wide that your mother kicked your dad out over “parenting issues”? Not a huge leap to one or more of those kids feeling responsible for their parents’ divorce.

It’ll only be suspicious if she hires Joss Whedon as her publicist.

...undead?

I fear for the state of our current educational systems if people are linking this to the Radar Online story yesterday.

something serious must have happened. she listed their date of separation as five days ago (!!!) and apparently it’s related to how he is parenting the kids??? so sudden!

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

Also -- is the press going to harangue Brad for a decade now because of this divorce like they did to Jennifer Aniston?