It’s okay Kermit, we understand.

Didn’t realize Kermit had a case of Bacon Fever.

Thank you for writing out what I never have the energy to explain to anyone who calls yoga a practice “thousands of years old.” Lol, no, it absolutely isn’t. Pantajali had almost nothing to do with what we now call yoga.

for context, this is a later panel

They are called Sans Cookies. I asked my wife to make some about a decade ago. She thought I was crazy... I hated them... she liked them. Now when ever my wife makes a batch of chocolate chip cookies she will make a couple of sans cookies. Only a couple because Chocolate chip is still better.

John Stamos, known worldwide for his role on Grandfathered, “will be charged with DUI” for driving under the influence of GHB

The details about Bow Wow’s food preferences made this an outstanding DirtBag!

Poor Selena. I had a Lupus scare recently, and was relieved when the results came back negative. It can effect your body in so many ways and leave you feeling run down. Be well, Selena!

Sooooo, either someone tried to slip John Stamos a Mickey, or he has elected to take GHB as a recreational drug. Neither of these scenarios are really a good one.

No one wants your fly over leaves.

Watch some dumbass say that Grace Jones was shading Gaga. WAIT FOR IT.

That hair is everything

But you weren’t able to follow through with the correct capitalization, so clearly, even us adults are not always 100% on our grammar game.

And poor Bernie Sanders didn’t get invited, even though he supported gay rights decades earlier than either of these two and before this weekend was the only candidate to comment on Transgender issues.

Amalchiato Clooney.

How about an afrogato?

Jessidecaf Biel
James Bean
Brew Berrymore
Leonardo DiCappuchino
Johnny Drip

Love it! You win a peaberry. :)

Roasted Downey, Jr.

Oh man affogato. *googly heart eyes*

I’m just so torn because Demi once punched a dude in the face because she was so coked out but also apparently she’s terrible.