“oh, heads up, this text involves graphic descriptions of rape, FYI.”

The first time I so much as kissed a man, did hand stuff and had sex was actually all just the one time.

It’s funny that this is basically motivated by racism. If anyone should wear burkinis, it’s those who easily burn, like sun smart Nigella here.

mmhmm, someone’s getting a big tip tonight, and then some.

Good form, Bella Thorne!

So great

Lol, you're a horrible person

Hello! Where do you live now, usually? Gizmodo? Poor Gawker refugees.

Worst films on that list

Yeah, it's more a film to admire than love, in my opinion. My favourite is A Separation.

Ah, my apologies.

Gotta disagree. The prime minister of Malaysia implicated, resulting in a crackdown in civil liberties in that country. A billion stolen from a sovereign wealth fund from a poor country is worse than anything those organisations have done.

Thank god a Hollywood actor is involved so that what is surely the biggest single embezzlement scandal in the world can get mainstream media coverage in the US.

That Leo lede in People deserves a Pulitzer.

Oh, yeah, I see what you mean.

If you want to fuck virgins in paradise, blow yourself up like a normal person.

Really, he seems so handsome to me, and he has a strong jaw, unlike Bento Box Bunnypash.

It's your name which really makes this comment great.

If Jez gets a TV show, I'm praying it's Shade Court.

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