I have a kitten that likes to play in water. Started out just splashing his water dish around and now he’ll jump in the bathtub if there's a couple inches of water in it. Working our way up to full swimming cat

Now I only say “Happy Holidays” in spite of fools like these.

Why no lead with Skarsgard??

Yes. I could practically see his face turning beet read as he refused to answer question after question

A part of me will find great joy in watching him attempt to debate Hilary. The other part of me is horrified that this could even happen.

Donald Trump is Dick Cheneys last remaining Horcrux.

I don't care if she's likeable. Is she familiar with the crap American political system? Does she know foreign policy? Will she use some imaginary sky friend to justify trampling on the basic human rights of others? Those are just some of the issues. Likability isn't one of them and everyone needs to stfu about it…

Is “Vending machines full of condoms” the new “binders full of women”?

Or the poop situation on a broken down cruise ship

Come on, Maddow is amazing

As a Certified Gym-Hating Athlete, I would like to add that Prahna convertible plants make my ass look rad.

I could have sworn “Pig wearing a merkin” was an early one, last year maybe? It's my favorite.

Dude. Briefly sauté onion and garlic in olive oil with some curry powder. Add cauliflower. Add enough chicken or veggie broth to just cover. Simmer 15 minutes. Blend.

Agreed on the Origins mask. I generally believed that all that skincare crap is totally bunk, but I was manipulated into buying this during a moment of weakness/desperation at Sephora. I actually see a visible reduction of gunk in my pores. I’m breaking out less and my skin isn't dry as hell after use. I admit my…

I’ve named a houseplant in honor of Ashley I’s tears. Poetic.

Sign up for the emails from Planned Parenthood Action. They'll send you notifications when there is a need for volunteers in your area. I just signed up to be a patient escort, because fuck these clowns.

I'm on it.

Everyday when they were in high school, my younger twin sisters would come home at 3PM and drop simultaneous bombs in the two toilets in our house. Without fail, they would simultaneously clog, and then that would be followed by a symphony of plungers in perfect harmony with one another.

For my bachelorette, I intend on throwing all my best girls down some Class V rapids. THEN we will have pedicures, while drinking wine out of the bottle, because we're classy.

asshats, one and all.