I can guarantee you that when people say “do crimes,” they are 99% of the time joking and 99% of the time actually leftist. That specific phrase is most definitely an inside jokes in certain internet-focused political communities.

You may not like it but I can assure you it has nothing to do with Trump or lack of…

It’s funny you mention this because part of Hunter’s Islamophobic attack last time around was to accuse Campa-Najjar (whose mother is Mexican) of changing his name “to sound Hispanic.”

It hurt itself in its confusion!

“The U.S. government over the last five years under President Bush, and crystalized under President Obama, has wanted us to kill the bad guys, but in the right way.” Well, I mean...yes. You got it. “Meaning compassionate and only under the rules of engagement that they say to you.” Well, I don’t know if killing…

I don’t...think you understand how colonies work

The scary thing isn’t that a troll said this, it’s that they got four likes.

And yet, as soon as he’s accused, suddenly women can be wrong.

Methinks maybe he actually DOES get it and just pretends not to when convenient.

Wait, but he just said we should support ALL WOMEN no matter WHAT. Which is it???

Oh no, he’s painted himself into a corner with that strawman! (Don’t mind my mixed metaphor.)

“I was going to be pro-tolerance until BuzzFeed said some bad things about Ben Shapiro, then Nazism started to look understandable.”

That's not really what determines how complicated a joke is, though. Lots of jokes were very simple provided you have specific background knowledge, and *every comic posted here* is in some way niche, that's kind of the point of the column. How many words would it take you to explain any joke in the OP?

I didn’t “interpret” anything. I asked you a question.

I think it’s fair of me to assume from your non-answer what the answer is, but you’re free to change that.

“You have misunderstood me” is not an answer on its own. For one thing, I asked you a question. For a reason. I didn’t tell you what you were saying.

If you’re simply going to hide behind “You misunderstood me,” ironically making an assumption about my intentions, rather than make any effort to clarify yours, I feel…

Wait, you assume the existence of trans acceptance will make gender non-conforming cis kids feel bad about themselves? Why?

“Not fitting traditional gender roles" is a description of being trans cis people came up with, that trans people occasionally use on the assumption it will make sense to cis people only to have it turned against them.

You know we don’t take away people’s rights to do things just because they might make the wrong choice, right?

Clearly THAT’S what’s essential, yes. Important information about characters is only imparted while they’re physically on-screen.

Looking good for one’s age doesn’t necessarily mean looking younger than one is. One can age well and still age.

“There are so many milestones which occur in the lives of preteens and teens that it is really difficult to believe that even a victim could confuse events that happened when 12-14 with events which occurred when 16-17“

Teaching a child to participate in abuse is abusive.

It’s honestly probably just because it’s easier to remove a child who has a non-abusive parent to take custody. They could still be under investigation for the other kids, or maybe not, who knows.

That is true, but people are also boring and easily impressed, so probably a bit of both.