whitefaerie
whitefaerie
12/12/19
10:44 AM
50

The mention of Schwyzer gets me incensed all over again. I’m still agog that Coen was allowed to linger here for years after that debacle. Read more

11/25/19
8:20 PM
8

Her face is the same face I’m making right now. It’s time to go. I’ve had enough. I’m done.

11/25/19
4:55 PM
49

This is where we are today. If a doctor says something, noone pays attention. If a social medial influencer (or close to it) says it, then people take it as the gospel truth.

11/25/19
3:53 PM
45

Too be fair tho, given the literal volumes of absolutely wacko, bat-shit, crazy nonsense people have chosen to believe over the last several millennia, this is one of the least offensive things one can believe. And she seems to be saying it without demanding anyone else do it or shaming those who choose not to do so.

11/25/19
3:01 PM
88

Are you kidding?  Ants are at ground level.  That's the last thing I need in my butthole.

11/25/19
2:51 PM
11

Then there’s the fact that his “bulldog” response was set off by a comment by black MAN.

11/25/19
2:39 PM
60

The headline made me want to go directly to the comments. But my eye caught the line, “butt-chugging sunlight and had to read on. Now that I’ve made it to the comments I wanna give you all the stars for posting the perfect meme for what I thought while reading this comedy.

11/25/19
2:38 PM
45

It doesn’t work through glass, that blocks the UV rays. Duh.

11/25/19
2:34 PM
73

Just do it in front of your living room window or patio door. Bonus points if its at ground level. 

11/25/19
2:21 PM
121

It is baffling to me that I immediately knew the origin of this GIF. Why does my brain retain information like “one of the extras from the ‘Friday’ song”?????

11/25/19
2:14 PM
209

Thirty seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.”

11/25/19
2:05 PM
182

Sure, just let me peel off my winter coat, hat, gloves, scarf, boots, wool jumper, long sleeved t-shirt, tank top, skirt, wool tights, another pair of tights and underwear. Oh, no, I missed the three minutes of sunlight we get per day in november! I guess I’ll just have to try again tomorrow

11/25/19
1:49 PM
89

I very much hope this pic was a product of a timer. Much better than imaging something like “Susan! Susan come here right now. I need you to get a shot of me sunning my butthole. Dammit, Susan, hurry up we’re losing the light! Why do I even pay you?”

11/25/19
1:42 PM
21

A lot of them just have timers on their cameras. I got a cheap camera that not only has a timer on it but I can link it to my phone and tell it when to take pictures. Read more

11/25/19
1:37 PM
166

I really feel for the poor assistants, boyfriends, long suffering spouses, etc. who take the pictures for these posts.