How about you take a trip to South Korea tomorrow and stay there until this whole thing blows over. I mean, humans are persistent.

You’d sell out SK on a maybe that you’d die.

I think and hope you’re mostly right - but part of me somehow thinks Trump is just trying to make NK blink. Despite any existing plans for strikes on NK that vary from all out earth shattering invasion to feeble strikes on airfields that are evacuated beforehand, there’s not a seemingly huge logistical effort by the…

The existential point on diplomacy. It’s not a fucking coincidence Trump seemingly wants to use an ever evolving plan that likely has existed for 5 decades. He is manifestly different than every single goddamn president in the past 5 decades in that he truly has no foresight of consequences.

Isn’t the fact we haven’t used it kinda the point?

Diplomacy hasn’t worked to the point that despite detached lunatics leading NK for the entirety of it’s existence, we’ve only had one war, 60 years ago.

This is the crux of it. We will set off a hornets nest that will sting everyone else in the neighborhood.

I don’t know, I’d take a gander at what dying from uncle leukemia is like.

That value of the materials is placed there by collective human consciousness.

How fucking decadent are we in the US that frozen pizza is referred to as a “life saver”

For fucks sake, kids don’t even appreciate childhood.

Once I found one alternative meaning of the headline, I started looking for every alternative and to me this was the funniest one.

No, those dirty hippies are notorious philanderers 

Tiers? What? How?

What, unfortunate for who? Insufferable gamers?

High Art

Yeah, working on your outlook to life is annoying, time consuming, and expensive.

Then don’t and find you a woke bae. Not enough woke baes? Make a golem.

So women aren’t attracted to handsome men? So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years, being handsome like some chump.

Mine is being seated next to someone whose worst fear is that. Cause if shit hits the fan I’m whipping it out and giving myself a once over for the last time. They’re likely to not appreciate the moment.