Brutus, .500 in assassination attempts historically.

If you’re facing away from the person during coitus, how do you even see back hair?

Ha! Great minds think alike and don’t equally pull their share in the pursuit.

See, this is why I want to be an eccentric billionaire. Pranks are to be had.

Sorry, too busy living the good life to give a shit about sacrifices made for ‘pro gaming’.

It’s like there’s no ownership given to the principle actor in the situation!

Not quite - if most NFL fans don’t know who the LoL person in the comparison is, you haven’t hit the mainstream. They’d have to be able to identify the situation absent you directing them to it.

It’s a hedonist nightmare.

This is actually one huge gap that I don’t think can be bridged. I work for a marketing organization that has a department that deals with sports and I shit you not, I heard a conversation between 2 people in that department that had “human interest story” at least 20 times total in 2 minutes.

And this right here should be a core question before any marriage with rational actors goes forward: Are you okay with secondary importance to a specific pursuit of the other person. What are the contingents if so?

To wit, your brain needs time away from something to allow it to refocus. Mental fatigue is a thing. 

Don’t play Crusader Kings 2

Since they’ve consolidated the market and gained almost all viable retail spots, they can’t find profits in new growth opportunities nor can they fight alternative retail options. So they squeeze profits from a rotting carcass that is the last of its species. This isn’t unique to Gamestop - so many retailers expanded…

Consultants also aren’t paid for vision.

Amex?

This is true of almost any hobby that faces a new paradigm - you have people in charge who lack the vision because they haven’t enjoyed long term by changing their vision. Games Workshop is legendary for doing things that drive minature sales alone - something that was successful for them up until people stopped…

What would happen if I stood outside the store and handed out fliers to potential customers warning them about services? Cops get me first or angry employee?

That and how some ailing businesses will do anything to prevent a dignified death.

And being an indie game designer is a crowded market filled with shit.

“Oh, you worked at Gamestop. So you’re willing to suffer for meaningless bullshit.”