My wife said of this picture:

I used to love doing the dishes by hand because it was a serene time to myself.

I lived in an apt built in the 1910s before dishwashers were accounted for in the build.

OMG, PINBOT. I couldnt remember the name of it for the life of me. Loved that game and it made me a fan of pinball ever since.

Meanwhile I just finished the CRM upgrade at my non-profit employer and my employment hasn’t looked secure as it is now. Generalist with people skills, go go go.

No. Stop giving kids jobs.

If only it wasn’t boring.

This is like watching plane crashes or freight train crashes on youtube. I can’t look away!

You just have terrible taste in .gifs and probably everything else in life.

I don’t like lululemon because the price for what they are is ridiculous. Nobody is going to think more or less than me because of the pants I wear to exercise and if they do, fuck ‘em, I probably wouldn’t like them as a person. My gym shorts from high school still serve their purpose at Gold’s when I’m lifting. If…

This actually makes me want to watch baseball. No distractions, all game.

That knob on the side looks terrible.

This Abrahamic god sounds like a 30 year old me, obviously he doesn’t have his shit figured out.

You think being a slave on a Thai fishing boat is indicative that there is a benevolent creator? I think you missed my point by a mile. People talk about how blessed they are without even thinking of the implication that God seemingly chooses favorites, I mean here we are talking about this on the internet and…

I’m not an atheist but nothing pushes me towards it, away from agnosticism, when I hear about the kinds of God and whatnot that other people firmly believe in. If this is the best attempt at defining our Creator then I can’t believe in its existence. A God that lets Satan exist, that is omnipotent though, is…

They can say it. Court decides it.

This kid will never live this down.

I have all these...

Dunkin Donuts of course. Not only are they subpar in donuts and coffee, they’re also shitheels with their employees.

As a pothead and animal lover GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS BULLSHIT.