Thank God, sounds terrible. Glad we escaped the explosion. High fives all around.

Literally, once you hit 18 you’re old as dirt! And I don’t use literally lightly and throw it around willy nilly.

When you get to a certain age, you appreciate that you’ll never be 17 again. That age varies by life events.

What even happens to teenagers who refuse to on a matter of principle?

Now imagine how we 30 year olds feel around YOU.

It’s not that 17 year olds don’t know anything, it’s that they have petty concerns that are entirely self serving. An adult may have petty concerns but a functional one can at least balance those with providing for self and potentially other people important to them.

It’s glorious, I assure you. It becomes even more fun once you start teasing younger people about not knowing shit from shinola. 30 is great because you’re also still young enough to tease people in their 40s and 50s about being old yourself.

Thank goodness, you sound like quite the petulant little dickens.

Language evolves, hopefully fleek is an evolutionary dead end.

That doesn’t sound corny, no sir.

On Point. Except fleek sounds like like a nonsense word and I treat it as such. I don’t hate neologisms outright, my wife and I use them all the time - but please, have a reasonable basis and actually roll off the tongue.

I hand out eye rolls like penny candy.

Mutton talking like lamb again?

Stop torturing people over the age of 30 with this fleek shit.

This does make me wonder though, is there any plausible place for white people to have a non white skin tone, even in a surreal sort of way, where you won’t throw some sort of hissy fit? I appreciate what you do, but you’re like a rage filled pitbull whose been starved for weeks, you will lock on to anything with a…

50k here on cap hill, but we are fortunate to own our coop outright. god bless grandparents

Humor Cancer

You were burned by the humor cancer that is Full House the first time around. Worry about that.

Have some dignity