There is no God

Seriously, this guy plays bball professionally? Like, when he’s not smoking fat bowls and solving fraud schemes out the back of a van?

It hurts for some people but ya know what, there's enough cool shit here that it doesnt really matter. I'm not a huge basketball fan but the average person aren't still bellyaching about it. Only a shitty city "needs" a sports team. OKC is that kinda city. There is literally nothing to do but go to casinos. Casinos…

To a degree, yes, it has always been this way and I was young enough not to care as long as I saw MJ stick out his tongue and do the damn thing.

Stop moving the hoop while shooting. Playoff team next year, what would you bet on it?

I guess March doesn't exist.

And this is why its hard for me to care about the NBA outside of The Dubs now and The Sonics when we still had them...there is not a lot of good basketball to root for or watch outside of the top few teams. like 8 teams. I will never turn on a game to see a shitass team lose to another shitass team with shitass…

Demonstrate it, I am new to this thing called the NBA.

Great idea!

Also, we're not laughing at people's pain, you're making an erroneous connection there. We're laughing at some aspect of his personality that can be lampooned in death.

Not worried about being edgy, life is what it is at this point. I laugh at death, keeps me from worrying about it. Hope other people laugh when I die.

Next tragedy to hit your family is karma for invoking karma you petty stupid lump.

Too soon? No, Hell No, you're either born ready or you're not. Not a moment too soon if you ask me.

As if the Olive Garden couldn't get even shittier...

People don't need to explain their reasons, but they should have a reason or rationale.

The absurd thing is, if she replaced "sex act that explicitly gets me off" instead of just oral sex there might be less butt hurts about it. I really feel a lot of people getting hung up on reciprocity are thinking in a very direct way. Some people don't get off from oral sex, but their partner is willing to do those…

And yet you seem resentful.

My wife took me out and treated me to things.

If you don't wanna do it you don't wanna do it. Breaking up over sexual compatibility is fine, if it's that's a priority to partners.

I always wonder, how do you even shop for pants if you wear them like that? You have to buy them with an inseam at least 2 inches shorter and a waist that is like an inch smaller? I'm just glad most people age out of this look.