On Point. Except fleek sounds like like a nonsense word and I treat it as such. I don’t hate neologisms outright, my wife and I use them all the time - but please, have a reasonable basis and actually roll off the tongue.

I hand out eye rolls like penny candy.

Mutton talking like lamb again?

Stop torturing people over the age of 30 with this fleek shit.

This does make me wonder though, is there any plausible place for white people to have a non white skin tone, even in a surreal sort of way, where you won’t throw some sort of hissy fit? I appreciate what you do, but you’re like a rage filled pitbull whose been starved for weeks, you will lock on to anything with a…

50k here on cap hill, but we are fortunate to own our coop outright. god bless grandparents

Humor Cancer

You were burned by the humor cancer that is Full House the first time around. Worry about that.

Have some dignity

There is no God

Seriously, this guy plays bball professionally? Like, when he’s not smoking fat bowls and solving fraud schemes out the back of a van?

It hurts for some people but ya know what, there's enough cool shit here that it doesnt really matter. I'm not a huge basketball fan but the average person aren't still bellyaching about it. Only a shitty city "needs" a sports team. OKC is that kinda city. There is literally nothing to do but go to casinos. Casinos…

To a degree, yes, it has always been this way and I was young enough not to care as long as I saw MJ stick out his tongue and do the damn thing.

Stop moving the hoop while shooting. Playoff team next year, what would you bet on it?

I guess March doesn't exist.

And this is why its hard for me to care about the NBA outside of The Dubs now and The Sonics when we still had them...there is not a lot of good basketball to root for or watch outside of the top few teams. like 8 teams. I will never turn on a game to see a shitass team lose to another shitass team with shitass…

Demonstrate it, I am new to this thing called the NBA.

Great idea!

Also, we're not laughing at people's pain, you're making an erroneous connection there. We're laughing at some aspect of his personality that can be lampooned in death.