Not worried about being edgy, life is what it is at this point. I laugh at death, keeps me from worrying about it. Hope other people laugh when I die.

Next tragedy to hit your family is karma for invoking karma you petty stupid lump.

Too soon? No, Hell No, you're either born ready or you're not. Not a moment too soon if you ask me.

As if the Olive Garden couldn't get even shittier...

People don't need to explain their reasons, but they should have a reason or rationale.

The absurd thing is, if she replaced "sex act that explicitly gets me off" instead of just oral sex there might be less butt hurts about it. I really feel a lot of people getting hung up on reciprocity are thinking in a very direct way. Some people don't get off from oral sex, but their partner is willing to do those…

And yet you seem resentful.

My wife took me out and treated me to things.

If you don't wanna do it you don't wanna do it. Breaking up over sexual compatibility is fine, if it's that's a priority to partners.

I always wonder, how do you even shop for pants if you wear them like that? You have to buy them with an inseam at least 2 inches shorter and a waist that is like an inch smaller? I'm just glad most people age out of this look.

#Notallmen

Box briefs help. They also look fucking sexy as fuck. Win Win.

Name is fighting polish for a reason, right? Like you say shit like this and then get socked and its on!

Rapunzel Fitzherbert, please tell me there was something that attracted you to him at all so we aren't left wondering if hypnosis or compelling is real or not. Good in bed? Distinctly handsome? Uncommon wit? Otherwise I think he was a vampire or some shit.

OR makes is even worse.

Of course this trash is from Everett.

I understand how it sounds that way and that wasn't my intent per se, it just seems like some people are inexplicably attracted to people who will do wrong and then presuppose that everyone is that way and then there are people who almost never date shitty people and can't relate at all.

Doesn't it feel like people who are constantly cheated on somehow consistently seek out people who will cheat on them. Like there's a certain inertia towards bad relationships once you've had enough bad relationships.

Are you a senile old man or what? Like, this is Harey Caray levels .