Dolan's also a shitty singer.

"I don't think anybody believed that,'' he said recently. But they did, he was told. "The Japanese people are clever,'' he said with a laugh. "They never believed that.''

Of course Sterling tried to scuttle a deal to bring J.J. Redick to the Clippers. I mean, Redick is white and Sterling prefers to trade commodities.

Sterling has tough competition from greats like Dan Gilbert, James Dolan, and even Michael Jordan, but I'm confident he can stand up next to any owner and still be considered the shitty, crazy one.

Vaya con Dios, Brah!

Lots of baseball teams do - the Giants have their New York era banners up, the A's commemorate their Philadelphia World Series wins on the tarp at the Coliseum (look to the upper left in this picture), to name two that I know for sure.

The Raiders do, actually - their website claims three Super Bowls - the last of which was won in LA.

And I'm not even Canadian! Ha ha!

You know what? More power to Albert Haynesworth.

The passengers should be thankful the guy wasn't Al- Qaeda because LaTroy would've surely given up a bomb.

He was credited with the hold.

He was awesome yesterday...but he's still a douchebag.

"Let me tell you something, say I'm on the field running for a touchdown. Let's just say there's a large man with dreadlocks running at me full speed, it can happen very very quickly. Drop and roll is a good idea kids"

Update: Meriweather Receives Additional Suspension For Low Blow

Am I missing the part where hitting the torso was outlawed?

I chalk this up more to the Cowboys hubris. Most underachieving franchise of the past (almost) 20 years

Plus they were playing in Detroit, so those gods weren't able to rub one out to the cage dancers in Dallas.

Man, TMQ has like 10% of his article all set now. Chortling Football Gods no doubt deserve credit for the Lions winning TD.

Bryant should have been yelling at the defense. What a fold job that was by the Cowboys.

reason 4736462718 to avoid ESPN this week. As if we needed another.