But not Stevie Johnson.

I'm guessing Sanchez will be found in St. Petersburg this March after the Jets finally cut him.

Like a Spergeon, starting for the very first time...

Every time I see that play, I giggle out loud. It reminds me of Madden 2007 - the "Aaron Brooks glitch."

The Vikings are most definitely one of those few teams.

And it feels like he's not done yet. They were good in the Tom Cable era, with a relatively healthy McFadden and Campbell under center. In fact, they were the best team in that division until Campbell went down.

Or he could just go and play in Japan or Taiwan for a couple of years, and make loads of $ over there.

It's a shame the Raiders didn't give him another shot - he was solid in that half a season before his collar bone snapped. Of course, had that not happened, they never would have traded for Carson Palmer, and that whole can of worms would not have been opened.

I thought we learned what Crack does to our brains back in the '80s.

I'm pretty sure Stoudamire expected Siva to dance on the backs of his vanquished enemies.

And the worst part about it all is that even when it's all over, he's still a Bills fan.

Not THAT kind of Ice!

It's best on days where it's raining, and most people are being sensible and slowing down, but then you get the Thomas Howards of the world driving like they're on an open stretch of road in the Nevada desert. Messing it up for everyone.

I hate that roadway with a passion. I take a different route whenever possible.

As Bill Simmons would put it, Rob Ford has officially entered the "Mike Tyson Zone".

Just don't tell anyone:

Rob Ford is booking his plane ticket as we speak.

In other words, Paschke would have liked to have left the bar to go to a bar.

Where is Winston and Black Velvet on this list?

That would make his pants the gorgon, then.