The only drawback being that it takes 100 guys to massage it open.

You'd totally never see shit like this happening at a Cardinals game. I mean, that fucking city doesn't even have a basketball team.

MO is a Stand-Your-Ground state, so i recommend a change of clothes if he has tickets to the next three games.

These guys are pretty bad. But let's be honest, Matt Schaub has had the worst picks of anyone.

"I know one little thing I wish I could forget." —Jenn Sterger

Haider Zafar's other business partner, Luvvr Upclohs, was, in fact, a suitable partner and the yin to his yang.

Sure, his head injuries have resulted in memory loss, but they've also given him the ability to telepathically transmit dong shots.

This totally explains how he kept forgetting that he had retired every season.

I thought it was pretty evident towards the end of his NFL career, when he consistently forgot where his receivers were and threw the ball straight to the opposition.

Pretty much agree except I'd flip Rushmore and Life Aquatic. I know this places me in the minority or on B Squad.

Where do you guys put Moonrise Kingdom among Wes Anderson films?

Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

Media Resents Schiano Accomplishments

'TB' is the well understood Greek Mathematical Symbol for Detroit (along with EWW for Houston and UGH for Miami).

Baseball does a poor job at marketing star players. Growing up in the 90's Jordan was #1, but then you had Griffey, Frank Thomas, loads of other baseball players. They had ad campaigns, video games, ect.. Not what is there? Mike Trout the Subway pitchman?

Financially crippled school has its football team operating at nearly two fucking million in the red, but THEM BOYS REALLY NEED A NEW WEIGHTROOM!!!

If they win this lawsuit, it will put an amazing amount of power in the hands of student athletes. Can you imagine the bargaining power Florida football players would have if they threatened to boycott the Florida State game. Not only would they have the immediate losses and bad press on the University, but also the…

though really the video calls for a sign language expert

Belichick: "The Jets cheated too!"