I can't believe it took this for the networks to see how big of an idiot Valentine is. Thank goodness we won't have to listen to him this year.

Most definitely - or Turducken.

Now they have to add "yacht racing" to the lyrics at the end.

You beat me to it.

Or perhaps that baboon thought he was in a bathroom stall at a bar in Georgia for a second there.

I thought Ben Roethlisberger was in London at the moment!

One of the best derp faces I've ever seen.

Congrats to Drew!

So the venues are basically being build with slave labor. We haven't had that since this thing was built:

Twins did the best, I'd say.

McKinnie is even closer to another stripper known as Sweet Okra.

The Cardinals and Rams ones are also absent.

They are just a more terrifying version of the old NFL Huddles of the '80s.

You sure it wasn't her sister, Sweet Okra?

Here in Oakland, we start 'em young. The kid will be in a twelve step program by the time he/she reaches preschool.

Pimps slap the ho's, Maxwell slaps the pimps.

That mascot would go the way of Crazy Crab - Raider Nation would not take kindly to that.

so wrong! +1

Lefty Grove, if nothing else, for brining baseball to Japan.