Especially if he's leading with his helmet.

I'll say it again - the best fantasy tip for this week is to pick up the Vikings defense, and start them this week.

That's about it.

It seems like every few weeks, Rick Reilly writes the worst column ever, and it's not even hyperbole. It's almost like the guy is trying to outdo himself.

Just like the John Feinstein show on CBS radio.

The question is, if Villar slides into Phillip's butt at an Astros game, but only 915 people are watching it, does it really happen?

(Quickly adds Vikings defense to his fantasy team.)

And the funding for the study will be provided by passing a hat around at a Marin County PTA meeting.

Yeah, George Lucas learned that the hard way.

You sure he isn't a proctologist? Because he's kind of anal.

Fans complaining about a team's performance does not make them fair weather. Quite the opposite, actually.

Maybe they'll inject Ortiz' ass.

Is Skip Bayless in the green, or in the purple?

Where does he fit in the time to fellate Tebow?

They really are - I am most definitely not a fan of A-Rod, but a contract is a contract. I'm sure they'd love to free up $28 million/year for the next four years, but it's their fault for paying him that much for that long.

Yeah, but aren't they trying to do some legal wrangling to get his contract nullified?

Yeah, who couldn't use depth in the defensive backfield? At this point, the guy would take whatever he could get.

The other Bengals players must have convinced Andy Daulton to try the Thai Bud.

Waaaay better than Rick Perry's license plate.