Unless Clarkson and Hammond tampered with it while he was away.

So we drop this fresh hotness today, and then TG gets so scared by it that they announce a new host right after?

Before he abandoned us for Road & Track, we chained former EIC Travis Okulski (“Who?”) to a desk and made him crank out a bunch of reviews and videos he had in the can. We’ll be running them the next few days. Bask in the glorious Travis-ness while you can!

Garbage. I’m paying you $3 to take 10 seconds, scoop ice into a cup, and pour pre-made liquid from a jug into that same cup. You, as my barista, are not providing me with a skilled service or enhanced experience akin to those provided by a barber, shoe shine guy, cocktail “mixologist”, or even a waiter. There is no…

Is handing me something from behind a counter really a tippable service?

“I did a road trip in the most reliable vehicle of all time.”

I knew you were going to say that.

Longest article ever on Jalopnik?

I have a little more going on in my day to day to give a shit about comments being ignored on an automotive blog.

Don’t be ridiculous. We get thousands of comments, Kinja works in mysterious days, it’s not that your comment was ignored because it was yours. I didn’t see it, and that can happen in the future as well.

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR!

Welcome your new overlord, Gatrick Peorge.

Blame Matt for the orange logo. BLAME MATT

Can you use a clutch pedal? You sound like you can’t use a clutch pedal.

Me too.

Well, this is a good start to Travis’s career there.

This means that I leave you in the insanely capable hands of Patrick George,....

But ramming some hapless Mexican spectator off the road sucks. If it happens all the time, that sucks too. This time it was caught on camera, so now we’re talking about it. And lines like “we will destroy your personal vehicle in pursuit of that $29 dollar Baja 500 trophy” is the kind of thing starts a shitstorm of…