Likely set in Des Moines, or something.

Are you nuts? I would kill for an entire house filled with the super tall, handicap stall toilets. I’m 6’3” and feel like my knees are in my ears when i’m sitting on a normal toilet. Stupid 5’2 wife refused, something about dangling feet. Plus, it has to be an oval bowl, who would ever want a round bowl?

Did you hear about the man with 5 penises?

This is also such a guy way of thinking about things. I would bet that if you asked 100 women “have you ever thought about what it would be like to have a vagina behind your knee? Or 100 vaginas all over? Or a really big vagina?” they’d all be like, “no, what is wrong with you!”

“It’d be much better if it were worse.” -every Jalopnik commenter, myself included

1. Because having a job requires a car.

Thank you! I take that stuff seriously.

Great job, really happy this didn’t include any spoilers

I only played those games to develop my character. Otherwise, I was on a racing simulator. Gran Turismo, DIRT, games like that.

As someone who currently owns via proxy (fiancee) a ‘04 and ‘09 corolla, I can say you are wrong. Her only complaint in 60k miles: “Interior not quiet enough at highway speed”. It’s the garbage tires.

This is why I want a 997 Carrera S 3.8 Gen 1.

as I sit here in the Land Rover service department, waiting for them to finish working on my car.

...pretty sure you clicked on the wrong button when trying to go to Gawker.

Tavarish would tell you for the price of Audi’s paint scheme, you could get a 1994 Mercedes S-Class with 134,000 miles. What a bargain!

You mean like in Dirt 3 featuring Ken Block? Here's a bunch of crap, now go drift around and jump over it!

Maybe that unionizing is making things better already...

Real men use real mesquite hard wood. over a pit dug into the earth.

My plan was to make the app, then sell the data to one of these parking apps, or just do it on my own.

Google or YouTube Jeremy Jones, the guy will blow your mind with what he has ridden on a snowboard.