yeah but now Ross has dat Schwimmer money

Wait, what? I could have sworn license plates were state-regulated, you can get legit federal license plates now? Sign me up!

If you own the white one that was parked next to the NSX at the June Cars & Coffee your car is the background on my phone. What do you estimate the total cost of getting it into working condition has been so far? It’s been one of my dream cars for a long time and it sounds like Doug’s experience is not necessarily the…

No, it is childish because sooner or later, somehow or another, you’re going to disappoint somebody. Running from your problems, playing games, and in general not acting like a mature adult about the situation is by definition childish. The mark of a mature adult is the ability to face those who you’re about to…

This is my move as well. It seems to offend most people more than the single finger salute, which is just icing on the cake.

I cross-shopped a CR-Z with the Kia Forte Koup I eventually ended up purchasing a couple of years ago. It left me absolutely cold, which was disappointing considering it’s predecessor and the fact that I’d loved my Civic Si so much at the time. I tried hard to like it but the thing steered like a pig and was slower…

The spam is probably at least partially my fault, I use Letters2Doug@gmail.com whenever I need to sign up for something annoying and insignificant on the internet. So what I'm saying is, you're welcome.

Oh, for heaven’s sake. If you’re going to criticize the object of our collective affection and worship, at least spell it's name right, you feckless rube.

I don’t give a shit whether liking Red Bull makes me a bro or associated with all of the negative stigmas y’all seem to cling to. If a company invests time and money into doing cool shit (even if the underlying cause of the cool shit is pure advertising), I like that company. Especially when they're such a huge…

Texas' toll road with the 85 mph speed limit. MOAR SPEED 4 EVAREE1

Oh god, I suspected it, and Hammond's facial hair proves it. This is the darkest timeline. Shit.

You could make the app for iOS, I'm not sure if they have Google Now for Apple users or not but that could be a lucrative market to tap into if they don't!

Idk, looks like a blast to me! Then again, I'm the type of idiot that likes to jump off of tall stuff with a board strapped to my feet in the dead of winter.

I don't think they have anything that can tell you where there is or isn't parking though so that could be worth working on!

Google Now can already tell exactly when and where I parked, which is both really freaking cool and really freaking creepy at the same time.

#taintstuff2015

I was a bit of a nerd in grade school, and after winning my 6th grade spelling bee I pumped my fists in the air in celebration. Needless to say, I was tormented endlessly for actually being excited about winning a spelling bee. I didn't enter the next year.

Do less.

Correction: the chase is in Fort Worth, not Houston

It would be cool if someone made a diet chrome extension that did all of this stuff intuitively