I promise you, mouth-breathers who think autonomous vehicles will somehow be the end of driving and/or the world are furiously masturbating to this news.

Subtle, well played.

It could have ended in a fracas.

Maybe they are just negging him

Adventure Time Princesses Ranked.

I think it was to drive any graphic designers nuts. That kerning is making my eye twitch.

Bowling for Soup?

Odds are, it’s still under warranty. Which means that he now has the unique opportunity to say “We get to have a road trip to Houston” every four or so months, which is something pretty much no one says.

Edit: I have no idea why I’ve pasted this.

I don’t know, if I could tell someone had a concealed handgun at a craigslist transaction, I wouldn’t bat an eye. Now if he starts to look twitchy and keeps patting it, I might excuse myself in a hurry.

Gawker empire, bruh.

I’m sure there will be lots of hate on the wing. Personally, I like wings. Wings are awesome when they are functional because then they mean real racing.

I liked the part where the car jumped the other car.

OK, now this may sound crazy but hear me out:

I think you mean tastiest?

BRING BACK HOMOMOLOGOLIGATION!

AKA: The “42” of Jelopnik.

So how do you know if the dealership you’re going to is a reputable business and they aren’t selling lemons?

It’s worse than that; Chip Kelly is using a 3/5:1 ratio to count the black players.

Might want to investigate what that whooshing noise was.