White and gold.

You weren’t supposed to mention that. You will be erased soon.

5) I actually saw a MiEV with government plates in Seattle morning traffic last week. Driven by a young woman eating a sandwich. Weird, weird, and weird.

Just bought a Chevy SS. When I tell someone I purchased an SS they ask me why I bought a Camaro...

The best part was the place that the owner bought it from was “Rice Toyota” according to the license plate frame. Source: I saw it this weekend too and threw up externally.

Plot twist: IT WAS ALL IN HIS IMAGINATION (if we’re sticking to the American Psycho story).

It’s still unclear if the young woman wanted to be in the photo, or if Winston forced her to be in the photo.

you take the cat camping. Then, on the way home from camping, you pick up a new cat.

will /Jalopnik+ require a subscription?

Something about a loud turbocharged German car drifting in Norway with techno playing doesn’t scream “Ron Swanson” to me.

Interesting post. But I still have a few questions. Such as:

Perhaps stretching the definition of ‘car’, but:

I have an iPhone and a wife to read me directions, and a satellite radio. I don’t need any of this.

As someone who deals with depression and anxiety, I’d just like to say that at least he isn’t out there raping crablegs and shit.

I am an actual father in Kansas City and I would like everyone here to know that it is just fine here, and not as stressful as kcdad3 leads on to be... No other explanation for such anger towards Demuro.

a good example how a tired meme can be dusted off for great results.

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

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Hitler was just a Napoleon cosplayer; not many realize that.