We're very glad that SCG 003C chassis 001 and 002 will be racing at The Ring This Weekend,

It's not speed limits, it's centrally planned velocity.

Agree, I left thinking I wanted more cars. That and the first half was pretty slow with a lot of melodrama.

Only a true misogynist would hire a woman to do the things I make him do...

Once again, the answer is always Miata.

Driving a Civic under a semi trailer. No matter how Hellaflush you get, your Civic isn’t fitting under a conventional semi trailer.

the one where ludacris is an expert with computers.

The bank robbing seen in Fast 5.

That’s not a reaction to the car. You actually have an issue with narcolepsy. Might want to see a doctor about that.

I could get behind thelongroof.jalopnik.com.

Part of the ship, part of the crew.

And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!

I’m with you - the cabriolet eliminates one of the more graceful lines that the 911 has. And something about the rear engine hump makes them look like bathtubs on wheels. The Boxster doesn't suffer from the same problem though, and it's deifnitley the more handsome convertible, especially this Spyder.

Drive with the D, hoping to impress to get some V.

“when is the last time enthusiasts got together and said, “Gee, I really want a Cadillac CTS?”

The timing chain failure blew the seats out of the car? That is a serious problem.

$12 Billion.

Have you got service records to prove this?

Man. It’s so rare I screw up something like this. We got in at midnight on Sunday night from vacation and then had a 2 hour drive home. Woke up this morning at 4, started the column around 5. Currently sleeping while I type this.

I think your TV stations allow far worse then someone with a potty mouth.