Unless your gay, trans gendered, an atheist, need birth control, health care, or are non white. But still a great state.

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Turns out everyone in this administration thinks everyone else they work with is a complete fuckwit. And they’re all correct.

For which team?

House Wilpon: We Cannot Pay Our Debts

Somehow, being melted by a dragon doesn’t seem out of the realm of Mets possibilities.

Kazakstan did it first.

I don’t want to brag, but I am an absolute savage in the immediate vicinity of an 8 foot rim. I’ll never get into heaven after the things I’ve done.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

As superteams go, a Rockets squad with Harden/Paul/Anthony could be a legit Challenger in the West.

That’s the Joke.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

C’mon how can they NOT make fun of Trumplethinskin’s Time cover?

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Yep, but they’ll be on sale.

Yep, but they’ll be on sale.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Yes, I’m pretty sure Frank Ocean likes cars more than girls.