Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Can’t wait for them to lose to UTSA.

I was told there would be no math.

...specifically by his decision not to unbutton his blazer

obviously spokanistan was right. see, i can do that too

are they going to keep the Spanish name, that seems rude

He is then scheduled to land at LAX at 3:30 pm local time, just before rush hour.

Are you saying that because of our crappy actor governor, our previous, even crappier actor governor, or our crappy Nixon governor?

“(Warren police) haven’t done much to repair the whole.”

Nixon resigned and his hands were enormous. Just saying.

Last night, during her show Laura Ingraham Would Like To Speak To A Manager,

no. it’s also a junior lightweight that hasn’t lived up to expectations

This is a perfect burn except for the technical flaw that they probably don’t actually fuck.

+2 for ‘horse-based’; -1 for not using ‘equine’.

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

I spent most of my teen years as an Anheuser-Busch procurement manager. 

Manchin is shitting bricks that he will be primaried by the woman he crudely dismissed at a town hall with the comment, “then primary me then.” All because Paula Jean wanted to live someplace where the water wasn’t colored brighter than a box of crayons.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

I just have crazy fucked up thoughts like that some days.