Please tell me this is a deepfake. I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't, but as agent Mulder said I WANT TO BELIEVE!

I wish I had a thousand stars for this.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

We used to get the same thing at a former employer. Guilt and pressure to donate. Then the scandals started coming out and all of a sudden UW is not a thing anymore.

Oh the anger I engendered at my workplace when I was the only person who refused to participate and ruined their big plan for 100 percent participation.

For some reason Chris Cornell’s death really threw me for a loop. My god, what a voice. It just seems so terribly tragic that a talent like that didn’t live to see old age. 

#1 - It happened, no matter what some people on Facebook who like to ignore fact say.  

I disagree that you need to wait until sixth grade to talk about the Holocaust, especially if you’re using Number the Stars as a starting point. Third or fourth grade is totally appropriate: you just don’t need to go into the details about the death camps until middle school. Kids know what murder is—you can tell them…

Piss off.

I just waited to vote in a 45-minute line wrapped around the outside of a library in ATL in 45 degree weather to make sure she does. With certainty I assume everyone else was there for the same. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Yeesh.  I just cannot understand this.  My wife and I have no children, but I still do a bulk of the cooking and the laundry because...I like to do it?  It will never stop being surprising to me that some couples don’t see marriage or a relationship as a partnership.

And the bad news... The Wonderful (Pistachio) Company are water hogs. Trying to buy off the bad press with charitable work which includes funding two charter schools.

My birthday’s tomorrow. I will be eating my husband’s delicious patty melt casserole, having a little cake, and watching movies at home. Not going out because there’s a fucking pandemic raging across the world.

Damn.

God grant me the patience and grace of the man branded with the spoon, because I would be in jail right now for using the same spoon to scoop out Le’s eyes.

Take your damn star for the Chris Jericho “A Little Bit of the Bubbly”

I have a couple neighbors with a yard full of Trump/GOP signs.

“which relies on Q amount”

Trick or Treating has already gotten so lame. We used to have a lot of kids going door-to-door because our neighborhood has sidewalks and the houses aren’t too far apart. But with the churches making it easy with “Trunk or Treat” (?) all the parents began to just cart their kids down to the local mega church parking…

I’ve read both sides of the shopping cart issue. People love to call assholery on those that don’t return the cart for some holier-than-thou reason. On the other hand, I’ve read some employees enjoy rallying up the carts. It’s easy, soothing work that gets them away from the store chaos and to deny that to these…