It’s the end result of someone turning a Billy Bass into a fleshlight.

I’ve fought a dog before and it’s not fun.

And with that, depending on travel route, the re-routing of traffic over the Bay Bridge during peak travel hours.

I told my young daughter, who liked broccoli but hated cauliflower, that cauliflower came from Erendale and had been touched by Princess Elsa - hence it’s white color.

They had a secondary hit “I Imbibe in Solitary” followed up by “One Julep, One Fizz and One Ale."

Probably not the first, nor last, time he'll attempt to roll over someone.

Or alternatively, find a reputable contractor and pay them to do this for you.

Earlier this year, my Dad passed after a steady decline in his health. When I saw him before he died, he was on a ventilator and other machines to sustain him. 

Yeah, here the last couple winters have been mild so I try to give the local shop some early work before they get busy.

I run my push mower and weed whacker dry at the end of the season (which almost happens naturally since I don’t keep much fuel on hand anyway) but will top off my riding mower Deere with gas, add fuel stabilizer, and then let it idle for a few minutes.

As cute as deer are, they are invasive.

Not disagreeing but if you click through to the instagram post, you’ll see it’s a throwback photo to a time when sleds weren’t a thing and people worked out in what they had.

Wheel Team Six out here talking smack.

For those using gas rewards points from a supermarket, know that your total cents/ dollars off per gallon will possibly expire or be reduced if not redeemed with a certain time period (looking at you Giant and Shell) and that the total amount of gas you can buy with these points may be capped.

There is but one prison Mike.

Candygram for Mongo!

Tasty Kakes or nothing at all!

Saw Garbage years ago and great googly moogly, does Shirley Manson have a set of pipes.

People around the corner from us think they are running a mid atlantic version of Gas Monkey Garage and the amount of noise coming from overly revved engines is ridiculous, as is their practice of using the community’s non-speed bumped streets as a way to improve their 0-60 time.