Lets not forget former American Tagalong ( Phillipines)   

You missed a chance to say “Stick to sprouts!”

No doubt about it. My other aunt, prior to her passing, would call my cousin (not press the medical alert button) if she fell. This aunt has one of those systems in her complex that she is mandated to wear and participate in. They are worth every dollar spent on them.

Someone once told me: Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

The true horror is being trapped with Jesse Eisenberg

I think thats far more likely for most people..

That’s referred to as “Hanlon’s razor.” It goes like this:

Trump is an unrepentant liar and career con-man. I can’t decide if his followers are more stupid than evil but that is just a detail.

“Let’s play hide-and-go-seek. You hide first.”

Listen, the #boymom and #girldad shit is dumb as fuck but this is fucking unnecessary.

Lancaster County, PA has my personal Mecca of buffets: Shady Maple. 100 yards of buffet and grilling stations, ICEE and soft serve machines, surrounded by a bouquet of Pennsyltucky’s finest. The basement is an equally large retails space full of trinkets you’d expect to find in any flea market.

“…the seller claims more than $7,000 in parts having gone into it over the course of the past seven years ownership”

Came to say the same. One of my favorite albums of the 90's. A lot of great messages wrapped in amazing riffs and a huge range of musical genres. I think one of my favorites was Love Rears its Ugly Head. Bluesy and smart and great.  

That’s more like a kidee.

Not only are you a good dude but you have my now new favorite user name on Jalopnik. Cheers from also Denver

Or just maybe your truck is the true Grail. You sir are the bravest and most worthy; whilst Mr. Tracy is easily distracted by shiny manual uni-bodys. He chose poorly.  Hold on to that truck until someone vanquishes you in single combat.

Sir, your truck is The Good Truck.

I have to say, I did NOT have “My beater pickup featured in a Jalopnik article” on my 2019 Bingo card but it’s a funny old world, innit?