Oh Krispy, I’m so happy to hear Bruce has a forever home, I’m going to miss his handsome face but yay for Bruce ❤️

Shelter Cat Update!

Last year, I went out to a fancy Christmas Eve dinner with my Republican, Trump-loving parents. I made a happy announcement that my boyfriend and I had discussed getting engaged. My curmudgeonly dad proceeded to lay into me and tell me all of the reasons that my boyfriend would “never marry me,” including anti-Semitic…

Kellerman with the perfect blank look not saying anything is wonderful.

The moment when T.O. gave Stephen A. conniptions after the workout on his show has to be one of the highlights of 2019.

If invited to a bash, I keep it very, very simple.

Same. Pancreatic cancer as well.
FUCK CANCER.

“Remember: you don’t owe it to anyone to be jolly. If you need to selectively participate in festivities this year, do it. If you think you’d enjoy a family tradition but it ends up making you really sad, you have the right to skip it.”

I’ve said it before and I will say it again: the best parking spot is one that allows you a quick exit.  This is generally in a row on or near an edge, with limited pedestrians (not right on the front drive) and with limited direction of travel (not near where the side and front entries meet, for example.  

I’m so sorry. That’s a really lovely way to memorialize your sweet pup. <3 It’s so hard to lose a pet... When we had to put our (very sick) cat to rest, I told my son, who was three at the time. I remember him wailing and saying, “now I won’t have a pet anymore.” It was like a double-loss for him in a way... the loss…

Touts natural/homeopathic remedy, aka honey, as the most effective thing; then says all natural and homeopathic remedies are BS. Pick a side of the fence on this one. You contradict yourself here. Most “modern” phramaceuticals sold OTC are just “chemical” versions of natural remedies anyway, like aspirin vs willow…

Are you Hank Hill?

I love walking and I find myself taking longer and longer walks as my burnout progresses. I also love yard work and I really really really miss having a house where I can tinker in a garden or slash vines with a machete.

The Taco Bell ones are great, but the McDonald’s ones are kind of messed up. Like, I know there’s a six-piece nugget on the menu, but I can’t for the life of me find it on the kiosk screen. Plus the screens at McD are like, overwhelmingly large. I’m not sure if it’s an accessibility thing or not, but if it isn’t,…

I assume it has something to do with coaxing the person into inviting it in.

I’m astounded at all the uproar over Orange Cassidy when there was almost none over Marko Stunt, who’s best gig is making 1995 Rey Misterio Jr. look like Kevin Nash in a lucha mask.

He might be a skeleton twink, but he’s a bear compared to Marko Stunt, who looks like the star of a 2003 Disney Channel Original Movie about an aspiring teen BMX racer who finds a magic helmet that turns him into Travis Pastrana when he puts it on.