And one of those boys grew up to become John Popper.

The Chipotle of All-Day Breakfast currently exists as Bob Evans and/or Cracker Barrel.

Starred, unstarred, starred again x 1,000 because I like this idea sooooo much.

So Trump used the Enquirer to “catch and kill” any reports of his Pecker-dillos?

Perhaps the best option would be to send a handwritten note just saying you are continuing to think of him and that you’re available should he want to connect and catch up.

That sentiment is on the shirt I’m wearing to the gym tonight.

Sorry for your loss, Elizabeth. My Mom’s favorite holidays were Thanksgiving and Christmas (with my birthday sandwiched in between) so this time of year can be a challenge emotionally.

I would suggest just being present for that person.

I am so sorry for your loss. My Mom passed from pancreatic cancer 10 years ago and it still feels very fresh depending on the circumstances.

TIL Kid Rock had a restaurant.

While on the topic of apostrophes, may we have an addendum that addresses the increasing misuse of “would/should/could of” in place of “would/should/could’ve?”

Are you looking in the correct aisle at the store?

I imagine it went like this.

Up next, candling your anus.

When I was a kid, all I ate at Thanksgiving were mashed potatoes, my mom mom's homemade rolls, and cranberry sauce.

Are you Dale Gribble?

That staying to the end was one thing my daughter and I could not do. We went home to a very quiet house.

A year ago, we had to put our first, beloved dog down due to illness. Our daughter, who was 8, was absolutely shattered (as we all were). Thankfully the vet had a wonderful bedside manner and helped us all understand what was going to happen.

I do have a propane grill.

For me, the time spent walking my dog in the a.m. (normally 50-60 minutes) while it is still dark is a good way to ease my brain into the day before it spools up and begins the churn.