Hunter Biden is the quasi-political version of Dennis Reynolds.

I’ve found that pouring some Jameson’s into a solo cup, gargling it, then swallowing can help the itchiness of post-nasal drip and curb the onset of a cold.

Likely Google alert on her own name.

When our daughter started 4th grade this year, we were a little surprised that the the teachers were very open about their little- to no-homework philosophy as she had always brought home paper homework of some sort from 1st grade to now.

Now he can have all the Cheez Doodles and eat them openly and proudly.

Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go....

I think it's called leaving work.

Fully expecting a stern memo from Maidment and Spanfeller urging The Takeout team to “stick to sprouts.”

Dog owner here as well.

This sounds like a lovely idea but....

There was a place I frequented throughout my college years that served a roasted chicken dinner for $8.95. A small salad and cup of soup was included, as was a choice of potato, vegetable of the day, a cup of coffee or soft drink, and either rice pudding or Jell-O with whipped topping

How tragic.

So, the Code of Oma-rta if we're running with this mafia motif.

Him shutting down (and shitting) on the “We the People” chants last night was great.

Change walnuts by squirrel in a Kia to Goldfish crackers by mice in the roof of a Honda and I’ve been there.

Slightly off topic, but as a guy who grew up in a very conservative religious household, I believe to this day my Mom bought a copy of Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret based on title keywords alone.

Got mine about 3 hours ago.

Exclusive back-of-the-house video just obtained by The Takeout reveals multiple safety concerns in Veyrat’s operation.

Brown’s reaction upon reading the headline.

All of it.