So, the Code of Oma-rta if we're running with this mafia motif.

Him shutting down (and shitting) on the “We the People” chants last night was great.

Change walnuts by squirrel in a Kia to Goldfish crackers by mice in the roof of a Honda and I’ve been there.

Slightly off topic, but as a guy who grew up in a very conservative religious household, I believe to this day my Mom bought a copy of Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret based on title keywords alone.

Got mine about 3 hours ago.

Exclusive back-of-the-house video just obtained by The Takeout reveals multiple safety concerns in Veyrat’s operation.

Brown’s reaction upon reading the headline.

All of it.

I have no idea how you maintain the stomach and willpower to continually shine a light on these scumbags but bless you for doing so.

Very similar experience when my daughter was born. She needed to be airlifted to a hospital 20+ miles away because they had a NICU with head and body cooling treatment, while my wife needed to stay at the hospital our daughter was born in due to some injuries received during delivery.

A wide expanse of tall grass or a cornfield....

That’s one thing I don’t let him do: drag me down to his energy level.

What about gyms where you do partner work and your partner doesn’t want to be there (and has voiced this to you)?

I saw BB King several times at the Tower Theater in PA but actually got to meet him once almost 20 years ago. A memory that will last forever.

Take your phone with you (duh) but leave the ear buds/air pods at home. The roads are full of shitty drivers and you need to be able to hear traffic coming up behind you.

YOU CALLIN’ MY DAD A CHEAT? THAT’S MY DAD! JOKE’S ON YOU HE’S FUCKING HIS MY MISTRESS ON A BOAT AS WE SPEAK!

Oh, the delusions of Granzier....

I once worked with a senior executive who absolutely delighted (amongst other narcissistic, psycho behaviors) in pitting people against each other, watching the mayhem, then sweeping in to intervene and resolve the issue. In the course of her 11-year reign of terror, just under 80 of her direct reports either quit or…

My daughter is the same way. Though she liked Old Town Road, her band of the moment is Imagine Dragons.

Expecting Mike Pence to turn into Rex Banner as canvasses the U.S., sniffing out illegal smoke speakeasies with code words and sliding eye windows.