About 10 years ago, I saw a guy working behind the Primo’s Hoagies counter wearing an Andy Harmon jersey and left not entirely unconvinced that it might have actually been Andy Harmon.

Not so much embarrassingly awkward as it was physically awkward.

Fire this man directly into the sun. Please and thank you.

Nah Zak, I’m pretty sure more than God hates you.

Nah Zak, I’m pretty sure more than God hates you.

Thanks for this. I just called my 85-year-old Dad about this to let him know.

I have a friend, let’s call him Stew, that will NOT go with the flow of traffic on highways. It’s like he has a speed governor installed in his car. Little old ladies on their Rascals pass us by.

And by “to be handled,” he’ll likely get promoted.

Hayward rankled by wayward ankle

All we need is Johnson saying “I respect you, bookerman” to Dana on his way out to fully turn this into WCW/WWF spectacle.

My buddy’s Dad has a truck like that in white. Daily driver until he retired from the local Chrysler plant, garage kept. All stock.

Ah Columbus Day. The annual airing of grievances by my buddy’s ultra conservative wife who believes that because she may have a scintilla of Native blood in her from 5 generations ago, it makes her the authority on why the holiday is bad.

Well, we know he’s not hiding out at Sea Colony on the east side of Coastal because that’s a gated entrance. The only thing he has going for him is that it is the offseason and there are less people milling around the beach areas.

Not the first time a Jared has gotten into trouble over underage girls.

If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.

Not the first time a (shit)heel has been linked to Achille.

Forget the earlier Deadspin post: Mr. O’Connor IS Peak Grandpa.

Song of Solomon 7:4

I’m surprised Hinkie and the Juicero lunatic haven’t met yet.

If the past three decades of pro wrestling has taught us anything, it is that a Flair is a heel by default.