I found that I really struggled as a new Dad with pretty much everything until I realized I just needed to cut myself some slack.

...and we’ll find out just how many graves he robbed to keep his organs fresh.  

The blond from The Fall Guy.

This Heather Thomas poster was likely the reason Spencer’s Gifts was so popular in the 1980s.

Welch’s Sour Grapes Seen as “Pure Jelly” by Calle.

Big ups to Delaware (indirectly) for again making Deadspin!

With Vrabel being the manager for the footwear department.

When my wife and I brought our daughter home from the hospital, our dog at the time only had one instance where she needed a firm reprimand.

Or just use my Dad’s approach to workshop-related cuts: Superglue.

Trapped Tag Tina?

And by “bidness” you mean “these hands?”

And by “bidness” you mean “these hands?”

“Observation deck!”

“If you do not remedy this malparkage, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.”

“If you do not remedy this malparkage, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.”

Well, for a LEO, they are certainly in no good hurry to return that vehicle to the rightful owners of this here website.

Also, if you consistently and constantly leave a sink full of dirty dishes and utensils after being asked nicely and repeatedly to clean up after yourself, please do expect that ish to be left in your bed.

A few years ago I was training for a long-distance bike ride and went out on a training ride one evening. Part of this route involved rural back roads and a bridge where I would ride out to the base of, turn around, and ride back.

It’s not what you make. It’s what you save, kid.

But Poppy peed on the sofa!