Florida man, Florida man
Doing the things a Floridian can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Florida man

So, her defense attorneys will argue her outburst is the result of a Messian-ic complex?!?

So, no Cheater’s Justice for Oakley? Things have really mellowed in Vegas.

Raises hand.

Not necessarily dead, just returned to its rightful post as Zuul The Gatekeeper, loyal forerunner of Gozer the Gozerian.

You’ve omitted poutine in this, as well as a bucket of freshly drawn maple syrup.

Geez, if you’re gonna play of “get these hands,” at least keep them up and try to throw a proper punch instead of this slap-fight hammerfist-y nonsense.

Uh oh, Mike - What is the TSA doing in the Impact Zone?!?

What are these “friends” you speak of?

If the live-action Mr. Potato Head movie ever comes to fruition, I do believe we’ve found our lead.

If the live-action Mr. Potato Head movie ever comes to fruition, I do believe we’ve found our lead.

Blink an indeterminate number of times if yes, don’t blink at all if no.

That was only after he was out walking the parapet.

And now we know what happened to David Wills.

Huh, I thought most course communities had a general lawn maintenance deal where everyone got their grass cut at the same time as the fairways and greens?

we moved to a real nice neighborhood on a gold course 

As a truck guy, if it were me after putting all the work you did into getting the truck in the best operating and cosmetic shape you could in order to get the most return for the owner, I would’ve likely put in an offer to buy it from him outright.

Wow, that photo is what would happen if Simon Cowell jerked off onto a #2 pencil.

Came for this, was not disappoint.