I kinda wondered what happened to Dan Maff...

Because with every move you make, every breath you take, they’ll be watchin’ you...

If it were me, I’d just return it to his mailbox at the end of my shift if he lived nearby.

Didn’t exist, just like his job as of a little over an hour ago.

Didn’t exist, just like his job as of a little over an hour ago.

Now he has all the time in the world to check IDs at the pool.

Only time I ever wear compression shorts is under my usual workout shorts at the gym. Once a guy at my gym tried to wear just those kinds of shorts during class and we had to put the kibosh on that. Too much moose knuckle on display.

Hey now, those Wawa shorties can only get you so far in terms of sustenance (if you don’t know how to load them up on the touchscreens). Customization FTW!

What say you, Benicio?

On the judges’ scoring, Ivey was docked several points for not first yelling “Lisabeth, it’s the big one! I’m coming for ya, honey!” before clutching his chest.

Make Angioplasty Great Again!

There’s an older couple in my neighborhood who both own Prius’s (Priuses, Priuii?) and seem to take great joy in hypermiling the 8/10ths of a mile from our neighborhood entrance to their house at speeds easily surpassed by someone on a Razr scooter.

Not fancy enough for our fair author.

I really do not care for this remake of The Lion in Winter.

Rodan + Fields fired her?

He’s got a voice for radio and a face for print.

Fuck that neckbearded asshole.

Favors are a tricky thing.

I liked this movie - and the music - so much as a kid, I made my own soundtrack to it by holding a cassette recorder to our mono-TV while the VHS tape played.

Also, this article completely ignores the absurdly metal soundtrack to Transformers: The Movie. Although the track listing is not in the order in which the songs appeared in the film.