Seriously. My first KB class at my gym my hands were wrapped.

Some other things to add:

Yeesh.

Non-clipper cyclist here. In addition to the fine advice shared above and in the comments, please do not make your first time (or second or third time) clipping in your shoes at the start of a distance ride.

Ernie Ladd + the dulcet tone of Gordon Solie (wearing his best Hunter S. Thompson aviators) = GOLD

Things I thought I’d never see in a Deadspin post: The byline “Senior Kentucky Correspondent” and the word “vituperation.” 

Either Ernie Ladd reference or a nod to the early 90s performer Curtis “The Big Cat” Hughes.

While there’s no profit share, they are generous in the wife share department.

Signature or real-time resting heart rate?

Thanks for Putin this into the proper perspective.

I just posted my bike pullover story. Nice to know I’m not the only one.

Riding home from work on a bicycle (was training for a long-distance charity ride) one summer evening, I was heading down the shoulder of the highway approaching an intersection where I’d need to turn left to get onto the road to my house.

Or eat a Fiber One bar before bed, drink 16-32 oz of water, and wait for the troops to amass along the southern border by wake-up time.

Sunny inside before the game, you say?

I’m surprised Venit hasn’t been offered a Cabinet position and/or awarded the Medal of Honor just yet.

I think you’re referring to Nobu. He was definitely Hand, although kind of an under-boss to Gao.

I have half a mind that The Defenders was as much of an Iron Fist redemption attempt/reclamation project, seeing as how season 1 of Iron Fist was received by the masses.

I enjoyed that as well, especially how pretty much DD, JJ, and Cage would call Danny on his bullshit.

She’s gonna turn on Angle at Mania anyway.

Dear Marvel,