For the record, Bart was dealing with morons and it worked.

Does consider “What Would David Tracy Do?” and then do the exact opposite count?

What is mind ? No matter.

Loria (Loria), I think they got your number (Loria)

Then in the sewer he steps on the tail of a dog that shoots bees out of its mouth, and the dog yelps and barks at him nonstop - shooting lots of stinging bees at the body parts not protected by the paint-bucket.

Cut them out of your life altogether, or if not possible due to work/family structure, minimize contact to the barest degree.

Say What! Fuck that guy. He deserves to be caught in the Crossfire while walkin’ the Tightrope.

You think this is fun now, McQuade?

I know, right? It’s ridiculous. Some of the wrestling-related stuff isn’t that nice but there’s actually well-designed merch out there.

Be careful though. It’s easy to fall down the rabbithole on that site. I’ve got my eyes on a couple of Bruiser Brody shirts.

Like this one:

If you go on Redbubble, you can get a Ribera Steakhouse shirt, complete with Stan Hansen on it.

I remember his story arc in the cartoon, the most memorable of which was Serpentor exclaiming that his first act as a sentient being was punching Sarge in the face (or some such physical violence).

Queasy Gulf War angle, complete with the Real American Hero Sgt. Slaughter turning into an Iraqi sympathizer, bringing back both Sheik Adnan al Kassie (sp?) and the Iron Sheik as on-air allies, and insulting U.S. troops.

More like Jon Attention-horetz, amirite?

• What’s your favorite processed, totally craptastic food you enjoy more than homemade? I love a good dip and chips, preferably queso.

If Cross Colours is coming back, then the next step is Generra HyperColors (the color-changing via body heat t-shirts commonly worn by surburban white kids at EMF and Jesus Jones’ concerts).

Cholula Jalapeno and Poblano sauce FTW.

Or, I don’t know.

Clearly, Tom Brady has a bunch of non-publicized DUIs.