+1 for Canadian tuxedo

But the wanting to die part lets you know the boxing is working!

Who will get in first: LL or KRS-One?

About a year earlier, I went to one of their live events at a club on the riverfront.

I’ll add:

I regret that I have but one star to give for this comment.

Same here. I was a big Eliminators and Taz mark back in the day.

I remember one of the in-show ECW promos where Taz called Lawler and Heyman out (this was during the ECW invasion of WWF leading up to Barely Legal where Heyman was on WWF TV and revealed the Brian Christopher-Lawler connection).

If you haven’t heard it, listen to Saturn on Jericho’s podcast from earlier this year. I still have it on my phone. It’s really good and also really depressing.

I remember seeing Kronus at an ECW house show at a local high school in the mid-90s. That was when Heyman decided to blend the remaining pieces of two of his notable tag teams and present Kronus and New Jack as the Gangstanators.

Nothing to add to the story other than seeing how John Kronus went out made me very sad.

Next to Matthew’s toilet horror story is when you’re at work, and as you’re washing your hands after taking a leak, you hear the voice of one of the heavily carriaged IT guys plaintively state from behind closed stall door:

Nice work, Patrick. These are perfectly cromulent expressions that can embiggen anyone.

Philadelphia deserves no affection. We have the dead-worst local football and overall sports “experts” in these United States.

Prep Vanguard-1!

Never forget.

Yep, the lack of sustained bubbles in your distilled water means you’re doing it right.

“I want to fuck you, I have so big dick,” 

I see what you did there.

Running through a wooden post while rocking the latest fashions from Tactical Dad Menswear? Me.